SHREK: Oh, you mean like… sorting the mail and watering the plants? How ‘bout a side of sugar for the steed?ĭONKEY: Oh! I was just taking care of your love nest for you. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to.ĭONKEY: Two can be as bad as one…ĭONKEY : Shrek! Fiona! Well aren’t you two a sight for sore eyes! Give us a hug, Shrek, you old love machine. They take turns farting in a mud bath, using fairies trapped in jars for light. Shrek gets caught a trap and villagers surround Fiona, who fends them off. They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. Fiona drags the mermaid by the tail, and throws her into the sea into a group of sharks.
A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. They take the basket she left and have a picnic on the beach. In the morning Little Red Riding Hood knocks on the door, fleeing in terror after Shrek and Fiona answer the door. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. [We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. would break the dreaded curse.ĬHARMING: He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess’s chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her-ĬHARMING: Oh, thank heavens. And it was destiny that his kiss.ĬHARMING. Desperate they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome prince charming!ĬHARMING: It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Dragon’s Keep.ĬHARMING.
Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl.
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